The Bitch List

True to her word Queen J left me a bitch list to complete by the time that she got home from work. I made the mistake of taking her a little to lightly and didn't think the list would be all that long. I got home from work and was shocked to find the length of the list. I didn't think I could complete it all without taking a few short cuts.

Queen J told me to take all the beer bottles back...well there was 4 left over, so I boughta new case of beer she said I could by a 6 pack I bought a 12. To make her think I had completed my chores I put 4 beers in the fridge and put the 4 bottles I couldn't return into the case.

She also told me to wash the sheets and the pillow cases well I only had enough change to do the wash and not enough to dry them. I figured that I could air dry them and have them done by the time she got home. This would have been true if I would have come home at 5 pm like a good little bitch.

I was also told to take the recycling out, and sort it properly....heck if you saw the size of our recycling bin...who has time for that ? I just found the bin that could hold it all and dumped it all in. What the heck it's all getting recycled anyway right ? Plus I felt I had completed my tribute to the environment by recycling all the beer bottles. Quite frankly I was just tempted to put them by the curb and let some homeless guy take them but we need the change for laundry.

Queen J ordered me to wash all of the floors with strict instructions that nothing be left on them.... I learned a very important lesson about washing floors. One should be careful how much liquid you use on them....I was scrubbing the floors stood up and turned around and wiped right out on my ass....I am sure the people in the apartment underneath us probably thought I was dropping in for dinner. My that wouuld have been embarassing in my skirt and all.

I finally finished all of the chores about 15 mins before Queen J arrived home from work. There would have been no way I oculd have gotten them done on time if I hadn't taken a few short cuts. Now I am waiting for the other shoe to drop to see if Queen J will discover my short cuts and how badly I'll be punished.

She is learning fast how to punish and make it sting; which is training me to jump the first time she says something.

Bitch Boy